I noticed I haven't written anything in a long time. So I'm just gonna write another funny incident. It happened some months ago, but after reading my last journal I remembered this other incident.

I had to pee. REAL BAD. I hate going to public bathrooms, but I just had to do it. The thing is...Nuestro Son's bathroom was full as fuck because only one toilet was working (this was at Río Piedras), so I thought in going to El Vidy's bathroom. It was full too. So after a few minutes of thinking it over I was like: "Ok, what the hell let's just go to El 8's bathroom". The thing is...that the wall dividing one toilet from the other is very...VERY short. So the person can see the other person's head on the other side while they're both peeing or taking a dump. That's why I hate those toilets.

The thing is there was only one toilet paper and it was right on top of the wall dividing both of the toilets. So I was kinda freaked out by the fact that I could reach out for the toilet paper at the same time as the other girl was. The thing is, she looked at me and said: "Hey...you". And I was like: "uh....yeah?". Then she said: "Have you seen that Showtime series the L Word? Cuz I've been looking at you for quite a while now and I couldn't help but letting you know about the fact that you have a striking resemblance to Shane". I went: "WHAT THE FUCK" all over my head. So I said: "Yeah, I've heard from it. But no, I haven't seen it" (And by the way, I wasn't able to pee. I was just about to pull my pants down). So after saying this I just buckled my pants again and just walked away. When I was out of the bathroom (kinda near the door to the bathroom) telling my friends about the incident. She comes out of the bathroom and stares at me in such a penetrating way, fuck dude...I felt as if she totally ripped my clothes off with her stare right in that second.

Fucking crazy...